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And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father having sex with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.
He shouted at her, "You aren't so good in bed either! By mid-morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet! Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it! When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs.
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The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets he goes back to the farmer. The farmer says, "Now shove 'em all up your ass. He feels really bad, but then he starts to laugh. And the guy replies, "My friend is out picking watermelons!
The cucumber says, "My life sucks.
I'm put in salads, and, to top them off, they pour ranch dressing all over me. My life sucks. I'm put in vinegar and stored away for months, out of sight. Man, my life is boring. I hate life. My life is so messed up that I feel like shooting myself. They constantly wrap me in a plastic bag, shove me in a cave, and make me do push-ups until I throw up. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.
It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that tiny hole. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to slip the dying worm back into the hole.
The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars.
The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars.
That's from Grandma. One is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream.
Which one is married? They started discussing business and one of the hookers said, "Yep, it's gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air. I just burped. The son asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions. You see them and they make you cry.
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The daughter asks, "Mom, how many different kinds of penises are there? In his 20s, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it's like a Christmas tree. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.
So that night, she does just that. About a week later, she's back at the doctor, and says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said. Make an onlyfans account.
An all-minority female cast ultimately leading to me losing faith in life itself? You can go ahead and file this under The Ghostbusters Reboot of Porn. And Bill Murray can't save you this time.
A caffeine addicted, amateur paranormal scientist returns home after an experiment to make contact with beings outside of earth has presumably failed.
Say hello to your new idol. This particular desperate housewife is a prime example of why you should always FYD.
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First time I've seen a wife rental video where the girl and her hired gun are left more humiliated than the husband.
That's it man. As far as I'm concerned vegans have officially jumped the plant-based shark. It's been 14 years of Efukt, so trust me when I say I know talent when I see it.
Meet siswet. A girl that has cultivated a million Chaturbate followers by using her asshole to inhale anything without a birth certificate. I'm talking the Kirby of butt stuff and there's no fucking end in sight. And it's not even behind the dumpster at a Floridian Denny's. Here it is.
Round 2 in what is arguably the most offensive thing you can do in public besides mothershipping the handicap stall at Baskin Robbins. But unlike those shit gremlins - these titans of societal norms actually film the entire thing. Guys coming up short, Increasing Japan's tourism, Why not to go organic, Offending white college students and Incredible acts of self-reliance.
This compilation covers more bases than Harvey Weinstein during a 3-day trip to the Bahamas. Imagine that. A girl with 2 first names doing trailer park things and the footage coming back to bite her in the cornhole.
Around these parts we call this phenomenon "Monday Afternoon". But for Mary Beth Haglin, she's gonna need another 90 days to think about a sequel lol. The result is a crash course on Plan-B and why IQ tests need to be mandatory in porn. Classic case of overconfidence. If only she put as much research into this man's business model as she did into Instagram "fix my tits" filters, then maybe all of this could have been avoided.
Ah well - Live, Learn and Burn.
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A special "BRUH" moment for clip 4. I honestly haven't seen a woman that concerned since I test ran the floor units in Home Depot's toilet bowl section after White Castle started selling their burgers by the hundreds.
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Let's just say I'm not allowed to improve my house again until I can't imagine how many family gatherings have been derailed thanks to the conversation that followed wearing one of these beauties to dinner. How the fuck are you supposed to multitask keeping grandma vertical AND explain this?
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